Sunday, April 30, 2006

Deus Ex Machina

MTHRFCKNG ISPs...... Someday when the internet is truely free, all of you will burn in hell for the SIN of charging access for the internet...... SOMEDAY!!!!!

-Flashback-

System Log
Accesing Internet...
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INTERNET EXPLORER ENABLED.
www.securitybulletin.net- Your computer is infected! go to this www.randomsecuritysoftwaresite.com to download updates on windows and upgrade your security software!
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.(Something seems suspicious.)
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FIREFOX ENABLED.
www.yahoo.com
SEARCH- www.securitybulletin.net
Search Results-> 1-10 out of 756
1. WWW.SECURITYBULLETIN.NET - Your computer has been infected by the Smitfraud.Worm. Please follow the following instructions to clean......
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...(Oh yeah? HiJack THIS!)
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HIJACK THIS ENABLED.
MODIFYING SYSTEM REGISTRY...
DELETING ALL NON RECOGNISABLE REGISTRY ENTRIES...
DONE.

NET CONNECTION ERROR. WILL YOU RESTART YOUR CONNECTION?
Y/N
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Y.
CONNECTION RESTARTED...
FAILED TO AUTHENTICATE.
RETRY, ABORT, FAIL?
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ENTER PANIC MODE.
FAULT DETECTED- BILL HAS NOT BEEN PAID <---- (CURSES YOU ISP SCUM!!!)
STARTING SELF-REPAIRING PROCEDURES...
DONE.
(Break)

And after numerous tries, i finally managed to get the connection back on. Apparently some of the suspicious registry entries were essential for my net connection to work. damn......
Well anyway, im back. after 2 days of non-surfing. And man i miss it...

Wednesday, April 26, 2006

To Do-

Read-
Paradise Lost, Joh Milton
That damn book by Dante about hell i cant remember its name

To buy-
Sandman Series
Lucifer Series

Aaaaargh.... knowledge is power.... and i feel stupid.

Tuesday, April 25, 2006

Satisfaction

Satisfaction is leaving knowing you've done all you can.
Or finishing a mammoth task unexpectedly ahead of schedule.

Or it can be reading a great book.
Or having good friends.

Or even,
gettig excel to work for you. haha.

I want to watch Mirrormask!

Monday, April 24, 2006

Learning

THAT is the core of living. Of course it is only my opinion. But i will keep my opinion to myself, you all go get your own.

There is distinct pleasure in learning new things everyday, especially if these are skills that will come in handy in the future, or are skills that you have wanted to learn for a long time.

Excel programming has become not so bad... using formulas and autosums... and to master the dreaded pivot table... hey not so fast, but it will come soon.
Am still at work, but should be leaving soon. Anyway, i think its easier to write immediately after work, where theres a lag time before things start happening again. My nights are taken up by Family Guy and That 70s Show anyway.

Sunday, April 23, 2006

Blackman returns

It seems an age and a half since i last posted. I had decided to give up blogging continuously as it seemed quite a.... well, its not quite what i want to do ya.

But hey, blogging has its perks and associated problems too. Its practically an open journal. What to do with it doesnt stem from the medium. Rather, it is the artist who expresses himself that taints the medium and gives it a bad (or good) name.

But im getting off the point.

Over the last few weeks.....
1. Saw a friend getting married.
2. Chained a friend to a lamppost on his birthday. (Different friend.)
3. Went looking for a job.
4. Found a job. w0000t. Thank you you dirty hor.
5. Unearthed a cache of 70s and 80s music. THANK YOU GOD...
6. Continued on my viewing of 70s show and Family Guy
7. Read Lucifer. Fantastic books. It is a must read.
8. Picked up the Sandman Companion at the library, and decided that Sandman ought to be elevated to literature status.
9. Parking at the army market is a bitch.
10. Its better to be blackie than "sweet chocolate coated banana." Eeeeeew.