Sunday, April 30, 2006

Deus Ex Machina

MTHRFCKNG ISPs...... Someday when the internet is truely free, all of you will burn in hell for the SIN of charging access for the internet...... SOMEDAY!!!!!

-Flashback-

System Log
Accesing Internet...
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INTERNET EXPLORER ENABLED.
www.securitybulletin.net- Your computer is infected! go to this www.randomsecuritysoftwaresite.com to download updates on windows and upgrade your security software!
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.(Something seems suspicious.)
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FIREFOX ENABLED.
www.yahoo.com
SEARCH- www.securitybulletin.net
Search Results-> 1-10 out of 756
1. WWW.SECURITYBULLETIN.NET - Your computer has been infected by the Smitfraud.Worm. Please follow the following instructions to clean......
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...(Oh yeah? HiJack THIS!)
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HIJACK THIS ENABLED.
MODIFYING SYSTEM REGISTRY...
DELETING ALL NON RECOGNISABLE REGISTRY ENTRIES...
DONE.

NET CONNECTION ERROR. WILL YOU RESTART YOUR CONNECTION?
Y/N
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Y.
CONNECTION RESTARTED...
FAILED TO AUTHENTICATE.
RETRY, ABORT, FAIL?
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ENTER PANIC MODE.
FAULT DETECTED- BILL HAS NOT BEEN PAID <---- (CURSES YOU ISP SCUM!!!)
STARTING SELF-REPAIRING PROCEDURES...
DONE.
(Break)

And after numerous tries, i finally managed to get the connection back on. Apparently some of the suspicious registry entries were essential for my net connection to work. damn......
Well anyway, im back. after 2 days of non-surfing. And man i miss it...

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