You can have great conversations with taxi drivers too

I swear, talking to taxi drivers have been some of the most engaged and interesting conversations in my life. Its really easy.
1. Ask taxi driver how's life.
2. Hear him go on about some topic or other.
3. Give comments on topic.
4. Begin heated conversation.
Repeat steps 2-4.

Last 2 taxi conversations -

Singapore education system and why LKY is screwing it up/ making it better.

The joys of retirement and why becoming a taxi driver instead staying at home and staring at your wife for 24 hours is a good idea.

You can have one too! If you have had any interesting conversation with taxi drivers, do let me know! im interested in what you have talked about.

Off-topic:
How many euphemisms can you make for shitting?
1. Going to check out toilet fiction.
2. Going number 2.
3. Taking a dump.
4. Adding to the lump collection.
5. Dropping an S-bomb.
6. Firing off a couple of rounds.
7. Unloading the goods.
8. Relieving stress in the lower intestine.
9. Exercising the stomach muscles.
10. Reigning on the porcelain throne.