On a roll!

My friend was scrolling through his email, and came upon a message from jenni_toh.
"I bet your friend's last name is Watts."
"Why?"
"Then she would be Jenni Toh Watts."
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My brother wanted to get something to accessorise his appearance, and he was thinking of a bowler hat. So he asked my opinion.
"Well, i would hat to judge you..."
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I was discussing the merits of chilli con carne with different kinds of pasta.
"Well, macaroni would work." suggested my friend.
"No, no, no... I always thought macaroni was like, children's food. You know, pasta for muppets..."
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Let's leave that to digest for a while. Meanwhile, i must be butter, because im on a roll!