Glee!

A conversation in a car on a road, moving on.

S: Hey cool car. *cues red convertible to drive past*

X: Yeah, it's a Saab.

S: Then the sporty ones they make for old men are called the hum-Saab right?

*The silence of the lambs*

X: You know, they used to make a lot of those cars. They called it the Saab-Standard.

S: Yah man yah man. Then the replacement for that model is called the Saab-stitute right?

*The sound of people not laughing*

X:  You know the company makes boats too. They're called Saab-marines.

S: Then their trains must be called Saab-Ways.

*The sound of more people not laughing*

X: Did you know they have a range of cars for lawyers?

S: No, do tell.

X: Its called the Saab-poena.

S: *mmmmph* Have you heard about the one that they like to drive out to eat late at night? Its called the Saab-per.

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(Note - This part is completely fiction)

X: You know why they're not so popular?

S: Why ar?

X: Because if they did, they would cause a Saab-prime crisis.

*End*