Plagiarism?

I just submitted my critique to www.turnitin.com, which apparently checks if your work has been plagiarised from other sources.

Imagine my suprise when i see that there is a 0% correlation between my work and whats floating around on the internet.

I always believed that was statistically impossible!

You know how they say if you put a thousand monkeys with a thousand typewriters in a room for a thousand years, you'll eventually get the complete works of shakespeare?

We have 6 billion people on the planet. Even if only 10% have access to the internet and publish their thoughts, thats still a lot of rubbish floating up there.

Which led me to believe that there is something wrong with the website.

We shall see...